The Bioshock Song - Brentalfloss

What if Bioshock's underwater city of Rapture had... a goofy theme song?

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE:

Get the song from this video wherever digital music is sold/streamed!

Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol

Aaaand follow me on Twitter!   / brentalfloss  

Blake Robinson did the orchestrations for this video, but he also does tons of bad-ass orchestrations of your favorite video game tunes! Check him out here:    / dummeh  

Andrew Dobson drew the cartoon stills, and he has tons more awesome artwork at http://tompreston.deviantart.com

Special thanks to my old pal Joe Skinner who mixed and mastered this song to give it an old timey feel!

Channel Awesome's Paw Dugan helped me upscale some of the game footage, and you can watch his great videos at http://blip.tv/pawdugan

-----------------------

LYRICS
Won'tcha come on down to Rapture, jam a needle in your arm
It'll slowly corrode your genetical code, but it's all part of the charm
So you're a gross abomination, but in time you're gonna be...
So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere, it's like New York, but with more fish
This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning,
but down here she's quite a dish

Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam
with little sisters who require their help
I mean to tell you plainly mister, if that thing there was my sister,
I'd believe I'd disown myself, mahhh!

So you're stuck awhile in Rapture, and politically it's ...tense?
Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream, and brother I mean soakin'
I'm not even jokin'
Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle, watch 'em scale the walls with glee
They're glad they came on down to best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

Try out the U-invent, it doesn't cost a cent, you're gonna love to mix and match
Just steal some glue from evil red guy, and a screw from smelly dead guy,
and you've made some crap from scratch

And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio, and he'll give you helpful hints and such
I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "would you kindly," but ohhhh,
I've said too much

So, you get a bit of story and a horrid killing spree!
Because you came on down to best little town
You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town,
It really takes the crown though it's the only town in the bottom of the deep blue sea,
Forget Atlantis, it's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue...
Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E.
_______________________________